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White House rolls out new Goya themed ads for 2020

what kids in cages prefer

July 2020, Washington DC.  The President and his favorite daughter are launching some new campaign ads that attempt to target Latino and Hispanic voters.  DG has been given a preview of the ads for our honest feedback and consideration.  While we promised not to share any of these with our audience we could not resist sharing a few.  They are just too good not to share.   Here are the top two that will be rolled out next week:

 

trump goya
Trump reaches out to Hispanic voters

 

what kids in cages prefer
kids in cages

 

And here is one ad the White House plans to release for their new ‘Its not our fault’ COVID19 campaign.

trump goya covid
trump goya covid

 

Here are some other runner up ads, that for obvious reasons, will not be released to the public.  DG does not condone the content of these ads.

Ivanka trump sells beans
my gardener’s housekeeper’s favorite brand

 

 

beaners for trump
The president knows

 

 

invanka beans
what am I holding?

 

All images are copyright of the Pence-Trump 2020 presidential campaign.  Any sharing or unauthorized use of these photos will be punished with the likes of something no one has ever seen before.

 

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Constance Nunes – Muscle Car Goddess – (20 Amazing Hot Pix)

Like everyone, DG has meandered around Netflix trying to find something interesting to watch after smashing 4 large morning bong hits. One fogged-out morning we settled on “Rust to Riches”, one of the many many many car restoration shows offered for butt streaming. Something for background noise while we stared at the buzzing flies and clogged toilet and figured out how to pay for Chik fil A later.

The show is standard reality show fare – overly macho dudes with little peckers living out childhood fantasies of Hot Wheel cars come to life, with them working away on them for weeks at a time, and then driving them for 3 minutes until they are sold away to rich white dudes. If we weren’t so damn stoned, we would have clicked away already…

But then – we were suddenly riveted. In the midst of some throwaway scene of a tattooed monkey bragging about his ability to restore an old vehicle (a pretty standard skill in the world) there stood a real, live, human female goddess. A busty, tan, latino ultra-babe with tight Levi’s and rolled up work shirts, doing real-ass car work in a real-ass garage with real-ass sweat tearing down her literally perfect body.

In this kooky, reality show world, this show would lumber on for 16 episodes, and not once, did one male man person car idiot even acknowledge the fact that they had in their presence a babe of outsized, epic proportions. The show’s creators apparently decided they would treat her like “one of the guys”. To watch this is absurd – but watch we did.

To see Constance in skin tight jeans and clingy tops sweating it out in the garage – it’s literally the best thing on Netflix. Look and see.

Constance is DG approved times over – we are in LOVE

DG DG DG DG DG

 

brunette babe constance nunes

Just starting out.

 

busty brunette blue halter top

Great show!

 

constance nunes rockstar bikini basketball court

Who’s got next?

 

constance nunes in the house

This is Constance Nunes!

 

sweet brunette with awesome butt babe

Here’s looking at you, Constance

 

skin tight jeans constance nunes

Gettin’ it fixed

 

muscle car babe constance nunes sexy

The softer side

 

super hot toyo tires model

Toyo Tires has a great eye

 

constance nunes mustang garage

Tributes.

 

constance nunes two for one

All the right moves.

 

photo shoot america usa stars boots babes

It’s hot and I need cold water

 

brunette sweet babe side boob ponytail

Hi!

 

the amazing constance nunes is pink bikini on beach

Omfg

 

car babe red top black pants on fire

Fill er up

 

pink bikini constance nunes so hot

Omg part 2

 

let's get this cleaned up

Clean!

 

car show models babes

Making it out to the show

 

constance nunes at work working on a car

BBBZZZZZ  BBBZZZZZ BBBZZZZZ

constance nunes outrageous hot red bikini

SO MUCH CONSTANCE NUNES

DG DG DG DG DG

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Presidential Stroll Preceded by Tear Gas and ‘Hippie’ Bashing

raise the bible

June 1st 2020; The plaza between St. John’s Church and Lafayette Park was full of people (mostly American citizens) nonviolently protesting police brutality late Monday afternoon when U.S. Park Police and National Guard Troops fired rubber bullets and tear gas into the crowd.  This was followed by a charge of the troops and a violent clearing of the area.  A holy congregation from the White House marched through the cleared area and carefully positioned themselves in front of St. John’s Church for a photo op with a bible.  When asked why the peaceful crowd was dispersed the White House responded, ‘we cleared the area of rioters, Antifa and dirty hippies so that the President could make a statement.’  Although no statement was made, the White House reiterated that the bible was ‘real’.

Unfortunately, some of the caustic tear gas entered the National Archives and damaged some of the older parchment-based documents.  The US Constitution was one of the documents in the process of being moved and could have sustained serious damage from the caustic gas.  When asked about the status of the US Constitution the White House said they were ‘unaware’.

Later in the week the President finally referred directly to the unfortunate black man who was executed by police on the streets of Minneapolis, George Floyd. “Hopefully George is looking down and saying this is a great thing that’s happening for our country. (It’s) a great day for him. It’s a great day for everybody,” The President said during a White House Rose Garden event before signing legislation devoted to corporate loans.   When asked later why it was a great day for Mr. Floyd, The President responded, ‘In black heaven, there is no racism.’  The White House refused to elaborate on his answer.

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Florida Man insists on injecting disinfectants to combat Coronavirus

Palm Beach Florida.  A deranged Florida Man was subdued while shouting at passers-by in his Palm Beach neighborhood.  Almost completely naked and confused the man was shouting, “I see the disinfectant that knocks it out in a minute, one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside or almost a cleaning? As you see, it gets in the lungs, it does a tremendous number on the lungs!”   Police had to intervene before the man could finish chugging a bottle of Windex.   The crazed Florida Man then grabbed one of the officer’s flashlights and jammed it up his ass while screaming, “Bring the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way, very powerful light!”  No arrests were made but one officer and the individual had to go to the hospital.  Officer Scott Higgins of the PBPD commented afterward.  “Sometimes you kinda hope they are on drugs, it can explain a lot of their unholy actions.  Its when they do this kind of stuff and are THEY are not on drugs you start to wonder what is wrong with them.” When asked about his injuries Officer Higgins explained that he was uninjured.  “I just wanted my flashlight back“.    B. Sexpin, Channel 4 News

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Yoga Pants Make the World Go ‘Round (20 Sexy Photos)

Somewhere, some brilliant scientists put forth smart scientific theories regarding fabrics, and eventually they discovered nirvana – yoga pants.

Yoga pants have changed life dramatically. Women just don’t roll with thick Russell sweat pants any longer. It’s spandex yoga pants or go home. This is 2020. The Yoga Pants Century is upon us.

Yoga pants are good for your soul. Take a check and see.

 

hot young blonde in yoga pants gray

I feel refreshed.

 

blonde hotty in yoga pants all tight

Headed to breakfast.

 

pretty brunette girl in apartment spandex yoga

Cute stuffed animal.

 

peach tights splits blonde hotty

Down at the 3 yard line!

 

black girl in yoga pants so tight and hot

Come on up.

 

three hotties blonde with spandex pants

You’re once, twice, three times…

 

stacked black babe in yoga booty pants

Damn!

 

blonde jogger hiker sunglasses tight yoga

I always loved hiking!

 

asian pink yoga pants busty round

I am ready to shop!

 

brunette workout girl with black halter top

It’s all coming together.

 

super hot blonde babe working out yoga pants

Can I work in with you? Like 4 sets?

 

girl bending over in yoga pants at the gym

Oh lord

 

tall asian girl pretty camel toe

Call me on your cute phone

 

brunette girl beautiful butt spandex sexy

I’m checking on this heater

 

purple spandex tight butt

Selfie X2

 

knockout brunette babe in kitchen in spandex tights

I’m glad that you are here

 

gorgeous blonde light blue spandex wow

Let’s stay like this forever

 

asian in spandex with a nice booty butt

How’s your drink?

 

asian girl spandex stretching workout sweat

Make sure to stretch before you work out!

DG DG DG DG DG

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Coronavirus Recovery: US Government Fast Tracks Cannabis Legalization in Every U.S. State

(Washington DC) As city, state and federal agencies are drained of funds in the wake of the devastating economic effects of the coronavirus, the federal government is looking seriously at fast-tracking cannabis legalization in every state in the country as a way to mitigate the financial havoc the virus has brought on the nation.

“We are facing a crisis of unimaginable magnitude – not just a health crisis, but a financial crisis as well,” said Thurgood Jenkins, a prominent cannabis lobbyist that works with several states on the eastern seaboard. “As we struggle to find ways to mend the nation and get people back to work, the immediate expansion of the cannabis industry nationwide, is an obvious way to create tens of thousands of new jobs while boosting state tax revenues across the board.”

Jenkins has been working with multiple government agencies to explore the timing and roll out of legalization in states that had not previously been interested in supporting cannabis initiatives.

Jenkins says the attitudes of some state agencies have changed dramatically. “Just months ago, I couldn’t get a call back from some states no matter what messages I left. Now, I’m getting called from them daily – the governmental interest in legal cannabis has never been higher than right now, in my estimation. There is general wariness about the economy everywhere of course, but folks are looking to the cannabis industry to be a potential financial savior to help us through these incredibly hard times,” said Jenkins.

As the coronavirus crisis grinds on, it’s starting to look like a “green wave” of legal cannabis initiatives will find their way onto ballots this November. With economic uncertainty still likely to be with us for some time, these legalization efforts will go a long way towards helping the U.S. get back on track, by allowing new states to enjoy the benefits of legalized cannabis.

“People are going to need jobs – not the same old service jobs they had, but new, better jobs,” said Jenkins. “In every state with legal cannabis, there are thousands and thousands of jobs that simply do not exist in states without legal cannabis. As the Federal Government turns from healing the sick to getting the economy back on track, legal cannabis will increasingly be looked at as a way to boost economic activity while simultaneously generating vital tax revenue for every state.”

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20 Smoking Hot Stoner Babes (20 Pix)

 

 

To all of the ladies that are into cannabis – we love you all so much!

DG DG DG DG DG

yellow top babe with beautiful eyes getting high
I am healed!
blondie hotty hottie licking some cannabis oil
Just a little taste.
asian girl with long nails getting stoned
This is how I roll.
inessa chimato diving board dg weed models cannabis
Diving boards are fun.
stoner girl in a pile of plastic balls brunette tattooed
Do you have the balls?
really hot girl with cannabis leaf shirt and little bong
I like you so much.
kinky haired babe with tights and cannabis leaf on butt
Ready for whatever.
two cannabis babes ready to have you over for lunch or dinner
Stop by yo.
purple haired babe goth look purple nails so hot love
I gotta get me some!
girl on the lake with a couple of joints
Can you handle this?
dg model julianna in cannabis jumper smoking a blunt
The nighttime beckons.
blunts and joints brunette girl toking one
You can have some of it.
good looking blonde with joint on a deck beauty
Well someone get me a f*n lighter plz.
really cool babe in an elevator 420 all day
Stuck here with you.
go for the big hit brunette babe smoking the bong
Good weed.
hippie babe with red lingerie sparking a joint
In for the night.
brunette brown haired girl with bangs and a double doobie
Why the hell not?
bong ass leaf so hot babe city
Hanging in my room.
sexy brunette girl laying in bed with the big bong hits
In charge.

DG DG DG DG DG

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St. Patrick’s Day Hotties (20 Hot Pix)

Over the years, St. Patrick’s Day has devolved into one of the funnest, wildest, sloppiest days on the year’s party calendar. To the women that bust out in green – thank u! And double up on the green buds to make it an Irish holiday to remember. Go Green!

Two babes with green microphones on Saint Patricks Day
I will eat you, St. Patrick’s Day!
green fishnet sexy st. patrick's day brunette
Are you wearing green?
five leggy babes on saint patrick's day
We have legs!
busty tank top babe on st. patrick's day
It’s a big day for green!
busty blonde babe with green shoes patty's day irish
Green shoes!
striped green socks st patty's day
We know how to St. Patty’s Day!
smoking hot redhead in green saint patty's day gear
Heating up in Green.
hot blonde babe with green outfit for saint patrick's day holiday
I like your shoes
Irish babe on the beach in tight short shorts flag of Ireland
Traditional Irish
blonde irish chick with Irish I were drunk t shirt funny irish
Pretty Irish
incredible hot bartender irish st. patty's day serve green beer
Step right up!
Damn!
irish babe in green bikini navel piercing fun st patty's day hat
What a fine lookin’ hat
green lingerie irish babe blonde loving st patty's day holiday drinking
I think I’m ready for the party
busty st patty's day characters cartoon
I love this bar!
ginger pride redhead sexy white skin babe
Damn Part 2!
green bikini shiny sexy extremely hot
St. Patty’s Day Jacuzzi
wow hot saint patrick's day babe with belly button piercing love
Like a green dream
funny busty cartoon character
Go big this St. Patty’s Day!!
DG DG DG DG DG

 

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Random S

Just some random shit that was laying around..

 

bad ass monkey

This is one bad-ass monkey.  Dont fuck with this monkey or he will kick your ass and take your smokes.

 

Goat safety class, lesson 1 – how to have safe sex with a goat.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Add to Cart

 

The good old days when smoking cigarettes and being a pervert were cool.

 

There is no one to blame except yourself.

 

Telling the truth is always the best way out of trouble.

 

 

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Redheads in Bikinis! (20 Hot Photos)

Don’t worry about the burn! Redheads can still get out there in those bikinis! It’s good!

 

redhead babe in blue bikini thin skinny

Perfect fit

 

busty redhead tattoo sunglasses pool

It’s an attention getter

 

busty redhead at the pool yellow bikini

Well hi!

 

red hair babe busty in blue bikini sexy hot beach

Sunset coming

 

short red hair bikini hotty at the pool wow

I’m having a good time, u?

 

gorgeous redhead in purple bikini

Dream in purple

 

skinny lil red head by the lagoon sexy red

Red in the lagoon

 

busty babe redhead on the beach sand fun

The sexy one piece

 

yellow bikini red hair green eyes

Yellow is always a winner

 

tall thin pale redhead at the beach in flower bikini

Skinny red

 

redhead babe in green bikini at pool

Red & Green

 

redhead girl at beach white skin freckles

Such a freckle

 

perfect redhead busty sexy wow hot

Good combo

 

tall thin redhead on the beach walking

Tall Skinny Red

 

redhead with animal print bikini red

Fancy seeing you here

 

redhead splashing around in green bikini

Splash!

 

good looking redhead in blue bikini

Let’s go out

 

redhead hotty showing some skin at the beach

Do you have my towel?

 

busty tattooed redhead with sunglasses blowing us away

Forget the SPF!

DG DG DG DG DG