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Florida Man insists on injecting disinfectants to combat Coronavirus

Palm Beach Florida.  A deranged Florida Man was subdued while shouting at passers-by in his Palm Beach neighborhood.  Almost completely naked and confused the man was shouting, “I see the disinfectant that knocks it out in a minute, one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside or almost a cleaning? As you see, it gets in the lungs, it does a tremendous number on the lungs!”   Police had to intervene before the man could finish chugging a bottle of Windex.   The crazed Florida Man then grabbed one of the officer’s flashlights and jammed it up his ass while screaming, “Bring the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way, very powerful light!”  No arrests were made but one officer and the individual had to go to the hospital.  Officer Scott Higgins of the PBPD commented afterward.  “Sometimes you kinda hope they are on drugs, it can explain a lot of their unholy actions.  Its when they do this kind of stuff and are THEY are not on drugs you start to wonder what is wrong with them.” When asked about his injuries Officer Higgins explained that he was uninjured.  “I just wanted my flashlight back“.    B. Sexpin, Channel 4 News

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