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Constance Nunes – Muscle Car Goddess – (20 Amazing Hot Pix)

Like everyone, DG has meandered around Netflix trying to find something interesting to watch after smashing 4 large morning bong hits. One fogged-out morning we settled on “Rust to Riches”, one of the many many many car restoration shows offered for butt streaming. Something for background noise while we stared at the buzzing flies and clogged toilet and figured out how to pay for Chik fil A later.

The show is standard reality show fare – overly macho dudes with little peckers living out childhood fantasies of Hot Wheel cars come to life, with them working away on them for weeks at a time, and then driving them for 3 minutes until they are sold away to rich white dudes. If we weren’t so damn stoned, we would have clicked away already…

But then – we were suddenly riveted. In the midst of some throwaway scene of a tattooed monkey bragging about his ability to restore an old vehicle (a pretty standard skill in the world) there stood a real, live, human female goddess. A busty, tan, latino ultra-babe with tight Levi’s and rolled up work shirts, doing real-ass car work in a real-ass garage with real-ass sweat tearing down her literally perfect body.

In this kooky, reality show world, this show would lumber on for 16 episodes, and not once, did one male man person car idiot even acknowledge the fact that they had in their presence a babe of outsized, epic proportions. The show’s creators apparently decided they would treat her like “one of the guys”. To watch this is absurd – but watch we did.

To see Constance in skin tight jeans and clingy tops sweating it out in the garage – it’s literally the best thing on Netflix. Look and see.

Constance is DG approved times over – we are in LOVE

DG DG DG DG DG

 

brunette babe constance nunes

Just starting out.

 

busty brunette blue halter top

Great show!

 

constance nunes rockstar bikini basketball court

Who’s got next?

 

constance nunes in the house

This is Constance Nunes!

 

sweet brunette with awesome butt babe

Here’s looking at you, Constance

 

skin tight jeans constance nunes

Gettin’ it fixed

 

muscle car babe constance nunes sexy

The softer side

 

super hot toyo tires model

Toyo Tires has a great eye

 

constance nunes mustang garage

Tributes.

 

constance nunes two for one

All the right moves.

 

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It’s hot and I need cold water

 

brunette sweet babe side boob ponytail

Hi!

 

the amazing constance nunes is pink bikini on beach

Omfg

 

car babe red top black pants on fire

Fill er up

 

pink bikini constance nunes so hot

Omg part 2

 

let's get this cleaned up

Clean!

 

car show models babes

Making it out to the show

 

constance nunes at work working on a car

BBBZZZZZ  BBBZZZZZ BBBZZZZZ

constance nunes outrageous hot red bikini

SO MUCH CONSTANCE NUNES

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Random S

Just some random shit that was laying around..

 

bad ass monkey

This is one bad-ass monkey.  Dont fuck with this monkey or he will kick your ass and take your smokes.

 

Goat safety class, lesson 1 – how to have safe sex with a goat.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Add to Cart

 

The good old days when smoking cigarettes and being a pervert were cool.

 

There is no one to blame except yourself.

 

Telling the truth is always the best way out of trouble.

 

 

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Redheads in Bikinis! (20 Hot Photos)

Don’t worry about the burn! Redheads can still get out there in those bikinis! It’s good!

 

redhead babe in blue bikini thin skinny

Perfect fit

 

busty redhead tattoo sunglasses pool

It’s an attention getter

 

busty redhead at the pool yellow bikini

Well hi!

 

red hair babe busty in blue bikini sexy hot beach

Sunset coming

 

short red hair bikini hotty at the pool wow

I’m having a good time, u?

 

gorgeous redhead in purple bikini

Dream in purple

 

skinny lil red head by the lagoon sexy red

Red in the lagoon

 

busty babe redhead on the beach sand fun

The sexy one piece

 

yellow bikini red hair green eyes

Yellow is always a winner

 

tall thin pale redhead at the beach in flower bikini

Skinny red

 

redhead babe in green bikini at pool

Red & Green

 

redhead girl at beach white skin freckles

Such a freckle

 

perfect redhead busty sexy wow hot

Good combo

 

tall thin redhead on the beach walking

Tall Skinny Red

 

redhead with animal print bikini red

Fancy seeing you here

 

redhead splashing around in green bikini

Splash!

 

good looking redhead in blue bikini

Let’s go out

 

redhead hotty showing some skin at the beach

Do you have my towel?

 

busty tattooed redhead with sunglasses blowing us away

Forget the SPF!

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Lovin’ the 80s! (30 Sexy Hot Pix)

Get into the 80s spirit with 30 pix for that fun ass time!

 

sexy ski bunnies in bikinis 1980s 80s 80sfashion

Ski Bunnies

 

better off dead john cusack classic 1980s comedy comedies

You’ll laugh

 

carol alt sports illustrated bikinis hot brunette 1980s

Trend setting suit

 

centipede sexy video game ad white shorts

I love that game

 

blonde 1980s babe in bikini hot 80s fashion

Three’s Company Part II

 

super hot ski babes ski bunnies in white short shorts european

Start Me Up

 

demi moore super young super hot 1980s

In the Pink

 

hooters girls 1980s hot shorts

The Very First Hooters Girl

 

phoebe cates sexy bikini

Asian Beer Ad

 

sexy babe at 7-11 retro nostalgic 1980s 80s

The Big Gulp

 

morgan fairchild sexy 1980s babe 80s fashion

The Fair One

 

wet t shirt contest 1980s 80s ft lauderdale palm springs

Attention Grabber

 

heather locklear in sexy red bikini

Locklear in peak form

 

christie brinkley hot 1980s

Loving This

 

1980s fashion bikinis bikini

Now that’s a 1988 bikini

 

biker girls biker babes 1980s

Vroom. Vroom.

 

sexy video game ad 1980s centipede

Get the High Score

 

80s babes sexy 1980s women markie post babe

Markie Post Spandex Life

 

red white blue bikini patriotic 1980s tan blonde hot

The Winner

 

brooke shield classic 1980s photos

Check out that cactus

 

workout babes pumping it up 1980s

American Workout

 

levi's ad retro nostalgia 1980s 80s 80sfashion

Short Shorts

 

heather locklear prime workout time 1980s

Workout Time

 

weird science poster 1980s kelly lebrock hot

The LeBrock Show

 

jaclyn smith charlie's angels hot 1980s

Asian Ad Product Unknown

 

hooters girls calendars 1980s 80s orange dolphin shorts

1986 was a very good year

 

hot rod babe 1980s 80s engine

Too hot to handle

 

christie brinkley billy joel wtf

American Girl

 

sexy bikini contest 1980s 80s wow

1980s – DG Approved

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20 Classic Photos of Surfer Girls

It may not be summertime, but we always have time for Surfer Girls!

 

learning to surf 1960s two blondes

California Dreamin’ 1960s

 

pretty surfer girl after surfing all day 1960s

It was refreshing

 

gorgeous surf girl holding surfboard beach hot

Ready for some waves

 

1960s babe black and white photo california beaches nostalgia

This is my beach

 

famous model surfing shoot pier gorgeous white

Is there an Arcade on this pier?

 

girl just learning how to surf goofy foot

Just figuring it out

 

knockout surfer girl blonde booty shorts hot

Calif Surf Life 1960s

 

surfer girl on top of wave

Ready to drop in

 

kate bosworth blue crush blue bikini hot babe on beach surfer girl

Crushing It

 

tan blonde surfer girl with surfboard and yellow bikini babe

Soaking it in

 

two cute surfer girls cruising on a wave together

Sharing the water

 

classic tall blonde with surfboards and white high heels

Surfer Beauty Queen

 

Aerodynamic

 

blonde surfer girl with sunglasses and surfboard and bikini

Surfer Girl

 

surfer girls in the 1960s

Surfin’ USA

 

surfer girl in white and green bikini

We need to get out there

 

hot babe in bikini surfing

Perfect Conditions

 

knockout surfer girl nipples tan with surfboard

No it’s not that cold

 

surfer girl hot wet red bikini

Back for more

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Party Lake Central (20 Fun Pictures)

You need to hit the Lake! Lake Parties are special. Here are 20 pix for a taste.

 

five beautiful girls at the lake

Five Alive!

 

three hot women at the lake

Triple Threat

 

five tan babes partying at the lake

We roll together

 

girl with bikini and tongue stud

In the action

 

girls with pasties at the lake

Which one is different?

 

cute girls on a boat

Turn it UP

 

fun group of girls partying at the lake

In this together

 

pretty orange bikini lake girl

Glad you guys came!

 

five girls in a boat

Ciao!

 

pink bikini girl in shape

E-yow!

 

raging lake party boat

Woooooo!

 

purple bikini boat hot

Welcome aboard!

 

sexy bikini on a boat

No, over here!

 

girls with black bikinis

Dr. Pepper Girls

 

gorgeous models on a party boat

Just a little fun

 

girls with black bikinis

A little chilly

 

girls at the lake

Baked at the Lake

 

women in white bikinis

Stellar

 

girl in white bikini with great body and cowboy hat

I like your suit

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Happy 4th of July from DispensaryGirl.com – 20 Fun Photos

America is smokin’ like never before!

Let’s keep the good vibes going for the next 200+ years.

Fill yourself to the brim with Cannabis and enjoy some midweek freedom and fun! It’s what America is all about.