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Join Us! DispensaryGirl.com 2019 Model Search is So On Right Now

2019 is shaping up to be a huge year for DispensaryGirl.com!

We are looking for NEW CANNABIS MODELS to work with this year.

Check out pictures of our first two models (Julianna & Inessa) as well as other cannabis models.

Are you a DispensaryGirl? Or do you know a DispensaryGirl?If so, we’d love to hear from you!

Hit us up at contact@dispensarygirl.com if you or someone you know is interested in modeling for our up and coming site this year.

Check out our Instagram at dg_dispensarygirl

2019 is another big cannabis year. We’re looking for the models to do it right!

 

gorgeous redhead in black bikini with bong and heels

Inessa in DispensaryGirl.com’s first photo shoot

 

pretty redhead smoking weed in weed jumpsuit at sunset

Julianna in the first DispensaryGirl.com photo shoot

 

hot redhead smoking joint in pink top

One Nation

 

 

cute blonde with big buds and big bud and bong

Pretty Pothead

 

inessa from dispensarygirl.com redhead busty bong

Inessa in the first photo shoot for DispensaryGirl.com

 

julianna from dispensarygirl.com on patio redhead beauty

Julianna on the patio enjoying

 

pretty pothead girl with little bong and big hit

Quite a setup

 

asian hottie in purple smoking cannabis weed marijuana

Successful Shoot

 

inessa from dispensarygirl.com redhead busty pretty bongs

Inessa – Pretty as a Picture

 

julianna from dispensarygirl.com in orange with joint

Julianna in the Zone

 

babe with bong hit

Puff Puff

 

asian babe hottie green aqua top and bong on the beach

Easy Does It

 

julianna and inessa sexy diving board bong hits

DIVE IN!

DG MODEL 2019 MODEL SEARCH IS ON!

contact@dispensarygirl.com

 

 

 

 

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Girls Fishin’ in Bikinis (20 Hot Photos)

Get out there and land one!

 

sexy girl in bikini holding fish

Striped Catcher

 

Hot wet girl with a bent rod

Reelin’ it in

 

big fish big tits

Serious Fish Distractor

 

sexy girl kissing fish on boat

Smack!

 

cute girl holding cute fish and rod

We fought a little

 

big tits fishing

Big Catch

 

sexy girl fishing

There’s a river around here

 

big boob beauty fly fishing in bikini

With fishnet

 

beautiful girl with beautiful fish on boat

Great end to day

 

big boob beauty racking her fish

Attractive catch

 

sexy girl griping her rod

Just a quick break

 

sexy girl with sexy fish

Waist high

 

beautiful girl fishing on beautiful boat

Guitar style

 

hot girl grabbing her rod and fish

A reel pro

 

fake tits real fish

Focus on the right things

 

tits and trout

Pride of catchership

 

sexy woman with her new catch

This is dandy

 

beautiful girl with huge fishes

Great shot

 

sexy girl with bent rod

Catch me if you can!

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All the Sexy Velma Photos

Velma from “Scooby Doo” DG-style.

cosplay busty velma orange glasses

Looking to make a bust

 

asian cosplay velma scooby doo

Everyone’s a suspect

 

super sexy velma scooby doo cosplay

I see a clue

 

art of velma scooby doo

Let’s figure it out

 

busty cosplay velma scooby doo orange with glasses

Jinkies!

 

scooby doo cosplay with velma sexy

All the orange

 

velma sketch scooby doo sexy velma

Likes orange sweaters

 

sexy velma cosplay panties and orange sweater

Off the case

 

tattoo cosplay sexy velma

On the search

 

sexy velma the mystery machine

Spotted something

 

busty sexy velma cosplay

Ghosts up here

 

sexy velma in the movies

Solvin’ crimes

 

sexy busty velma

Research

 

drawing of sexy velma scooby doo cosplay

Detective detecting

 

hot velma scooby doo stairs

Gotta get through me

 

sexy busty velma scooby doo cartoon cosplay

Help me find it

 

busty brunette velma costume

Perhaps?

 

velma drawing painting hot sexy scooby doo

Bats ahead

 

sexy velma busty hot legs

Don’t look back

 

brunette cosplay velma scooby doo

In danger

 

petite cosplay velma scooby doo

Clues out here

 

sexiest velma cosplay in red hot brunette

I’ll find it

 

painting of sexy velma scooby doo

Strike a pose

 

cosplay girl plus real girl velma

Side by side

 

sexy cute velma scooby doo cosplay

Velma comes to life

 

mega busty velma cosplay

Velma solves crimes!

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20 Amazing Dispensary Girl Photos

Thank You Dispensary Girls For Doing What You Do

redhead with really tall bong

High wire act

 

busty blonde with blunt blue halter top

I like your manicure

 

dispensary girl model julianna in leopard print

DispensaryGirl.com model Julianna

 

black and white smoke blow bed

Perfect hit

 

cute blonde taking bong hit in the grass

Great spot for us

 

hippie marijuana maryjane girl big smoke puff

Into the scene

 

gorgeous girl holding bong black shoes

DispensaryGirl.com model Inessa

 

brunette with tattoos and red top hot

I’m actually getting dressed

 

sexy girl with beanie and blunts higher state

Higher state of mind

 

cool brunette with beanie and tattoos and joints

Surprise surprise

 

busty girl on bed with bong and puffing

Great times now

 

busty girl lighting up blunt

This all worked out

 

brunette girl getting stoned

Load this up

 

tattoos sunglasses blunts babes lighters

Just a small town girl

 

good looking redhead with water pipe

Groovy man!

 

girl in jacuzzi smoking weed

This is da life

 

blue lingerie weed girl

A really deep drag

 

girl in cannabis leaf crop top

So high – In shape

 

tie dye weed bongs

Nice n clean

 

brunette girl with glasses and yellow pipe

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Miss Hurst Golden Shifter: Linda Vaughn

Gotta admit – we have a serious DG crush on Linda Vaughn, AKA Miss Hurst Golden Shifter.

Ms. Vaughn and her crew (the Hurst-ettes) brought their fabulousness to the race car scene for decades.

Enjoy some amazing retro pics of the Golden Shifter in action!

The Early Years

 

Killer Colors

 

Am I staring?

 

The Feathered Look

 

Whole Lotta Blonde

 

Centers of attention

 

Hot Hot Rod Girl

 

Superb Fit

 

Greetings, Racing Fans!

Hurst in the House

 

The Jumpsuit Look

 

Team Glam

 

Ha Ha Ha Ha! Ha

 

Let’s Race!

 

High Five!

 

Hi! Hey! Hey there!

 

1, 2, 3

 

Rollin’

 

Pinky Three

 

Hey you!

 

DG APPROVED

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Halloween Culture Dumpster

Enjoy a Culture Dumpster full of Hallo-WEED Treats!

cute girl leaning on big pumpkin pitchfork

Big Pumpkin

 

vegas showgirl giant joint blunt

Need a big lighter

 

tall babe in ganja nurse outfit

Got the right medicine for you

 

jamie lee curtis 1980s 80s retro

Out on the town with JLC

 

funny michael myers

Michael Myers’ sensitive side

 

black and white halloween photos

She’s a maneater

 

skeleton bong hits

Amped up on sativa

 

weed nurse cannabis nurse marijuana nurse

Tell me what you need

 

pretty witch retro

Not in Harry Potter movie

 

wood harrelson hawaiian tropic

Hawaiian Tropic is DG-approved

 

sexy final girl art

Don’t mess with this final girl

 

weed growing ad retro

Grow Weed

 

pretty witch with pumpkin faces on wall

I am ready for Halloween

 

cannabis nurse blonde

What are your symptoms?

 

tiki girl dreaming

Dreamin’

 

private school movie phoebe cates

For girls…

 

dispensary girl model julianna with joint

Spark up!

 

morgan fairchild witch

Morgan Fairchild

 

christopher lee vampire

Got ya!

 

big las vegas joint paris

Save a hit for me

 

halloween pumpkin bong

Load it up

 

halloween art

Down to your bones

 

vampirella cosplay

Vamping it up

 

happy halloweed

The Best Holiday

 

dispensary girl model inessa on diving board

Happy Hallo-WEED!

Check us out on Instagram!

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Dispensary Girl Julianna Photo Shoot

Meet Dispensary Girl Julianna-

Julianna is beautiful, outgoing, fun and likes the ganja. In this Photo Shoot/Dream Sequence, Julianna is taking down a giant keif joint.

Julianna MJ print

The mary jane one-piece suit is a DG favorite.

See more of Julianna on the Dispensary Girl page

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Celebrate the 20th Anniversary of Dave Chappelle’s “Half Baked” with 20 Memorable Moments from the Classic Stoner Film

Dave Chappelle’s winning weed fable “Half Baked” celebrates its 20th Anniversary this year. In 1998, Chappelle’s career was just gaining steam when he wrote and played two roles in the movie, which proved to be a cult hit over the years with – you guessed it – the cannabis crowd.

Director Tamra Davis (who also helmed Adam Sandler’s “Billy Madison” in 1995) gets the most out of a bucketful of stoner comics, and the end result is a breezy madcap adventure that is even sillier if you bolster the viewing experience with ample cannabis doses of your own.

Enjoy the following 20 Memorable Moments from this Stoner Classic!

 

“Abba Zabba, you my only friend.”

In a brief opening flashback sequence, we meet our four stoned heroes as youngsters, bonding together over a mutually shared first joint and giant junk food fantasies.

Flash forward to the present day, and we meet Thurgood Jenkins (Chappelle), a janitor for a large pharmaceutical corporation. In flashback Thurgood fetishized a yard-long Abba Zabba – a memory so powerful, he maintains a taste for the odd taffy-n-peanut-butter candy, even as a “mature” adult.

 

“What, did you go to weed college?”

After meeting the heroes as adults in brief vignettes, it’s onto the matter at hand – time to get some weed! The boys are dialed in with a delivery service, and when the deliverer hits Thurgood with just a bit of cannabis chemistry knowledge (“I say they got a piney taste, almost minty. Notice the little red hairs. And the rich greenery?”), Thurgood hits him back with the “weed college” crack.

This little part of the movie foreshadows the current cannabis revolution, and twenty years on, customers have more knowledge than ever, home delivery is part of the life, and budtenders and caregivers take care of all of our needs. Thurgood must love how far it’s all come.

And can we get that “weed college” thing to be real? Because I am living on campus for all four years.

 

“Break out Billy Bong Thornton.”

Billy Bob Thornton’s breakthrough role in “Sling Blade”, released in 1996, catapulted him to stardom, allowed him to briefly actually marry Angelina Jolie, and led to the inclusion of a joke bearing his name into a movie about four stoner roommates living in NYC.

 

 

By cleverly replacing the final “b” in “Bob” with “ng” instead, the resulting “Billy Bong Thornton” was the moniker of the group’s house bong, an orange, 2-foot plus hooka-style bong with four smoking hoses, adorned with a large party bowl.

“Fire in the hole!”

 

“I love buttered stuff.”

“Butter nuts.”

Sweet Kenny Davis (Harland Williams), out on munchies duty and space station high, spies a hungry NYC police horse, and like any concerned citizen, proceeds to feed him several servings of junk food. The horse promptly dies, leading to Kenny’s immediate arrest as a “cop killer”.

Kenny, high, disoriented and flustered from the escalating arrest situation, cannot seem to get the horse’s name quite right, hearing the “Butter” in “Buttercup”, but hearing little else. The resulting wrong names uttered by Kenny only aid in deepening the grief of the attending officer.

 

“My weed’s wearing off.”

For a movie about stoners dealing weed and getting high constantly, the weed-free prison scenes, anchored by Kenny, are hilariously crude and effective.

After being whisked from the scene of his horse-killing crime, innocent Kenny is plopped into prison, and while looking through the prison bars with a single tear on his cheek, he bemoans not his possible long upcoming prison stint, or even the death of a sweet employed horse, but the fact that his high is almost gone.

We feel you Kenny, when the weed wears off, it truly does all go to shit.

 

 

“All my life I did everything right. I never screwed up. I fed the horse. I didn’t know it was a diabetic.”

Kenny gets in some winning lines throughout the film, but none more heartfelt than this mea culpa behind prison glass. It’s a rallying cry for our stoner heroes.

 

 

“Motherfucker said, “Ice cream!”

“You know, I might’ve came on too strong with the whole ice cream thing.”

The angelic Mary Jane Potman (Rachel True, breaking hearts) somehow gets mixed up with this lewd crew at a prison visit, and the boys end up hitching a ride into the city with her.

When Brian (Jim Breuer sporting hippie-wear & fanny pack) and Scarface (Guillermo Diaz) “fall asleep” in the back seat, Thurgood sees his chance to make the moves on the way-out-of-his-league Mary Jane.

Well the boys aren’t asleep, and they leap into action when Thurgood suggests an ice cream date. They “wake up” and ruthlessly, hilariously mock Thurgood’s limp seduction efforts.

After ejecting the boys, Thurgood keeps to his task and gives off his number to Mary Jane, hoping for a long shot chance.

 

 

“Oh – hold it. I gotta give The Guy some of this.”

“I don’t need to tell you this, but this weed was… the shiz-nittle-bam snip-snap-sack!”

A realistic plan for saving Kenny emerges when Thurgood unwittingly discovers that his pharmaceutical corporation houses brick of fine weed.

Given a small sample of the wares, which send them all soaring, the boys realize that Thurgood just stumbled onto the best weed in the city, and at work no less! They even share a bowl with “The Guy on the Couch” (droll comic Steven Wright) and immediately scheme to get more of this valuable stash.

 

“Then we called the company Mr. Nice Guy in honor of our friend Kenny.”

In a snap, Thurgood gets access to the required forms, and the boys are in business with bricks of free weed. Now they just need to sell a bunch of them to raise the money to spring their friend from prison.

Stoner friendships are at the core of this film, and the boys never waver, ever, in their commitment to get Kenny free from his weed-free hell.

 

“Man, give me your fruit cocktail.”

“Well, I can’t. If I did that, then I’d have to give it to you every day, and I won’t get all my vitamins.”

“I’m somebody’s bitch.”

Sweet gentle Kenny’s reasoning makes total sense, but Nasty Nate, who’s been on “Fish” from the get go, isn’t going away quietly.

Kenny receives protection from fellow inmate Squirrel Master (OG weed king Tommy Chong), but the danger is real, as it is eventually revealed that Squirrel Master’s prison stint is soon to end – leaving gentle Kenny on his own soon against Nasty Nate.

 

“I smell it. Let me inhale it. Let me have some.”

Excellent cameo by the legendary Snoop Dogg, playing the neighborhood weed scavenger. Snoop appears out of nowhere to take down half a joint, and he’s gone in a puff of smoke. He may have done this a few times over the years.

 

 

“Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. You’re cool. And fuck you. I’m out!”

Scarface checks out of the fast food business in grand style. Notice the giant thumbnail on the “You’re cool” guy. Just a great scene.

 

 

 “And Smoke-a-Lot opened up to me like I was Barbara Walters. It was ridiculous.”

“He had sex with my mama! Why?”

“Doctor said I need a backeotomy.”

“Greeneyes gonna miss ya.”

Thurgood and Sir Smoke-a-Lot meet face to face at Smoke-a-Lot’s party house. After spending nearly $10,000 on a pound of weed, Smoke-a-Lot unloads all of his personal problems on Thurgood, who can’t high tail it out of there fast enough.

The resulting hilarious scene is full of quotable lines from Chappelle, who of course plays both parts.

 

 

 

 

“All right. Then get me a toilet paper roll, a corkscrew and some tin foil.”

“We don’t have a corkscrew.”

“All right. Then get me an avocado, an ice pick and my snorkel. Trust me, bro, I’ve made bongs with less. Hurry up!”

Another good cameo has Stephen Baldwin of Baldwin brother, and “The Usual Suspects” fame, playing a resourceful mechanic adept at bong construction.

 

 

“Who is this Mr. Nice Guy?”

The boys are well on their way to getting the money to get Kenny out, when they run afoul of Samson Simson (Clarence Williams III), the local NYC weed king.

Sir-Smoke-a-Lot pops a video promoting the merits of Mr. Nice Guy weed, and Samson is less than happy. Samson sends his leather-clad gang of henchwomen to find out what the boys are up to.

 

 

“Man that first day of sobriety sucked. And I realized something: I was a real irritable guy when I wasn’t smokin’ marijuana.”

During our adventure Thurgood continues to chase the sexy Mary Jane, and when he loses her, the only we he figures he can get her back is to give up his true love – weed. So he vows to get off the weed, so he can get Mary Jane back in his life.

But Thurgood speaks the truth, because once you get used to the cannabis life, stepping out of it, even for a short time, can be an annoying experience. Thurgood is feeling hopelessly un-high as scientists wander all over his mopped floors.

 

“It ain’t always good to get high before you have important things to do.”

Good call Thurgood. The problem is that he says this just before he’s heading off to a potentially deadly confrontation with a jealous angry drug dealer – when he’s high as a kite.

 

“You’ve got to be the dumbest dealers in the history of the dope game.”

When confronted with the boys at their most idiotic, as they try to lure Samson into admitting a crime while Thurgood wears a wire, Samson calls them out for the crime rookies that they are.

But the joke’s on Samson, as the boys get the recorded admission they need, and then have to fight their way out through Samson’s crew of scantily-clad model thugs.

 

 

“Fully, man. That is an official fully.”

“Jerry, we need you.”

In the brief final confrontation, all the action screeches to a halt to focus entirely on the stray exposed breast of one of Samson’s models. Brian’s final assessment that this constitutes an “official fully” is… awesome.

Then, the ghost essence of Jerry Garcia, summoned by Kenny, KO’s Samson and saves the day.

 

 

“What was important is that we cut a deal, and Kenny was finally free. Hallelujah!”

All movies should have happy endings like this. Best friendships rule – especially when you are all so high.

 

 

 

Oh my, Mary Jane!

Half Baked IMDB

 

 

 

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10 Hilarious Retro Bong & Pipe Ads

Indicali LLC.

… and the only thing that will be wasted will be you.

 

hustler head shop retro nostalgia
Yellow fur could use a washing. Or five.

 

retro us bongs magazine ad
U.S.A.

 

funny weed pipe magazine ad
A pipe so cool you can pull off the overalls look.

 

funny cannabis funny weed autoload bong clever
I don’t know if this functioned as advertised but as a concept, this is a home run.

 

us bongs ad retro nostalgic

Saw a lot of these in the 80s and 90s

 

flick a high pool cue hidden pipe weed funny
James Bond has never been this prepared to get high. Not even close.

 

shotgun pipe shared bong fun weed
Let’s do this… together.

 

old bong ad with tray fun weed cannabis marijuana

It’s very custom

 

toke o matic funny old weed magazine advertisement

Toke it up ma’am!