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A Tribute to Dispensary Girls (20 Sexy Pix)

Hey it’s right there in our name – WWW.DISPENSARYGIRL.COM

But in case you’ve missed a beat – here’s 20 sexy pix of our favorite thing!

 

asian babe with big bong and bikini

Let’s stay in

 

cutie with long hair in weed garden

From tiny seeds

 

420nurses at the hempfest

Can I borrow 3 fanny packs?

 

two cannabis babes getting high on a couch

Just getting started

 

blonde cannabis model really hot great shot babe

Afternoon Delightful

 

girl with red sweatshirt and big blunt

Go big

 

cannabis model swimsuit bikini babe

CannaFabric

 

goofy party stoner girl in her room with goodies

Stocked up

 

big buds babe orange top nose ring piercing asian hottie

All the good things

 

tattooed brunette tattoos tattoo getting super high

Smoke in with me

 

blunt babe smoking up big joint

Smoking jacket – we like

 

big joint blunts marijuana maryjane cannabis

Comfy couch

 

cannabis bikini top brunette sassy

Makin the leaf proud

 

near naked girl on peak with joint

Bring me my pants

 

hot babe at dispensary with big bag of weed

Ganja life

 

weed girl with bong and tattoos

One more bowl

 

four twenty girl with bong and tight blue shorts

Sunny Seattle Sunshine

 

brunette hottie with black tight dress and blunt joints

Just hold that pose

 

busty girl with little cute bong

The DG Way!

DG DG DG DG DG

 

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Bandit Dog Poops in Los Angeles Weed Dispensary: Subject at Large

(Burbank, CA) A black-haired, Norwich Terrier mix breed defecated on a chair in a Burbank marijuana dispensary a mere five minutes after the establishment opened, eyewitnesses reported.

The dog’s owner was holding the animal while ordering cannabis from the budtender at the shop counter. When the dog squirmed and disrupted the transaction, the owner placed the dog on a nearby chair and attempted to complete his cannabis flower purchase. Unfortunately, the dog was on the chair for all of 30 seconds when he discharged five square chunks of rich-smelling dog feces.

Shop customer M.J. Hounseman, standing next in line for his own cannabis purchase, reported the fecal chunks were square-shaped “like horseshit” but were “about 1/3 the size of a piece of horseshit”.

In a shocking twist, the Dispensary Poop Bandit’s owner, perhaps in a state of fecal-induced panic, grabbed the dog and immediately fled – leaving the quintet of fecal chunks behind on the chair for others to remove and destroy.

“Jaw was on the floor, obviously,” stated Mr. Hounseman. “Ballsy move to roar out of there. But the budtender, though clearly perturbed, took my order right away. I was able to get the hell out of there with my 5 grams of King Cobra OG before the poop stank really took hold.”

Witnesses reported a dispensary employee was sent out for 409, rags, lysol, incense, a can of Pledge and a garden hose to get the establishment up to fecal code.

If you have any information about the identity or whereabouts of the Dispensary Poop Bandit, contact your local authorities.

This is a breaking story and will be updated. 

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DispensaryGirl.com visits Planet 13 – World’s Largest Weed Dispensary

Las Vegas has a tremendous cannabis scene!

For proof, look no further than the incredible Planet 13!

A $7.5 million dollar weed store? Only in Vegas!

This place looks like an Apple store at an upscale mall.

Planet 13 is close to the Las Vegas Strip – make sure to stop in for a peek if you need a thc boost during your Bachelor Party bender. Viva!

 

planet 13 largest weed dispensary las vegas

Open for Biz in Las Vegas, Nevada!

 

planet 13 interior huge cannabis dispensary vegas nevada

Cannabis Products in an upscale setting

 

interior of planet 13 marijuana cannabis weed dispensary

The Budtender sells

 

interior photo picture of world's largest weed dispensary

Get yourself checked in

 

planet 13 world's largest weed dispensary

Of course it’s in Vegas

 

coming soon sign planet 13 cannabis dispensary

Dreams Come True in Las Vegas

 

planet 13 rush hour busy weed cannabis dispensary store

Rush Hour

 

parking lot planet 13 vegas pot dispensary

This place is huge!

 

night shot of planet 13 las vegas weed shop

Come back again sometime!

DG DG DG DG DG

 

 

 

 

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Dispensary Girls Rule – 25 Pictures

You know you love em!

Alley cat

 

Right where I need to be

 

I’m high

 

Leaf fashion

 

The eyes

 

Complete package

 

Hope I can keep up

 

I have a pipe like that!

 

Looking right

 

We need not leave

 

Real red

 

Out at the hemp fest

 

DispensaryGirl.com model Julianna tokes it

 

Such a great setup

 

The leaf doesn’t lie

 

The Garden of Green

 

You better be ready

 

Let me just tie up my hair

 

DispensaryGirl.com model Inessa

 

It’s a rocky beach, but nice

 

Your turn

 

Ready for all

 

Upside down and in the zone

 

DG Power !

 

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20 Amazing Dispensary Girl Photos

Thank You Dispensary Girls For Doing What You Do

redhead with really tall bong

High wire act

 

busty blonde with blunt blue halter top

I like your manicure

 

dispensary girl model julianna in leopard print

DispensaryGirl.com model Julianna

 

black and white smoke blow bed

Perfect hit

 

cute blonde taking bong hit in the grass

Great spot for us

 

hippie marijuana maryjane girl big smoke puff

Into the scene

 

gorgeous girl holding bong black shoes

DispensaryGirl.com model Inessa

 

brunette with tattoos and red top hot

I’m actually getting dressed

 

sexy girl with beanie and blunts higher state

Higher state of mind

 

cool brunette with beanie and tattoos and joints

Surprise surprise

 

busty girl on bed with bong and puffing

Great times now

 

busty girl lighting up blunt

This all worked out

 

brunette girl getting stoned

Load this up

 

tattoos sunglasses blunts babes lighters

Just a small town girl

 

good looking redhead with water pipe

Groovy man!

 

girl in jacuzzi smoking weed

This is da life

 

blue lingerie weed girl

A really deep drag

 

girl in cannabis leaf crop top

So high – In shape

 

tie dye weed bongs

Nice n clean

 

brunette girl with glasses and yellow pipe

DG DG DG DG DG DG DG DG DG DG DG

 

 

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Colorado’s Drive Thru Dispensary

The first drive-thru Cannabis Dispensary in the U.S., the western-themed Tumbleweed Dispensary Express Drive-Thru in Parachute, Colorado, opened on 4/20/17. Several national new organizations covered the story.

Located right next to their Flagship shop, the Express Drive-Thru is even open late after the main Tumbleweed Dispensary shop is closed.

In addition to the Flagship and the Express Drive-Through, there are five more amazing Tumbleweed Dispensary locations in Colorado.

If you are ever passing through Western Colorado’s I-70 corridor, give Tumbleweed a stop by. And make sure to get the Drive-Thru Cannabis experience. These people are pioneers!

Visit: Tumbleweed Dispensary Express Drive-Thru

Read more about Colorado Dispensaries on DispensaryGirl.com: Dispensary Hub

 

Line it up now, plenty for everyone!

 

Honk if you love Weed!

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8 Reasons to Go to a Cannabis Dispensary Today

Julianna MJ print

The Cannabis Dispensary Revolution is in full swing, but a surprising number of weed-heads cling to an existing dealer relationship or purchase arrangement rather than just popping into the local Weed Shop to get their sweet medicine.

DG appreciates loyalty in any form, but with all due respect to “Jonesy” or “Stinky Sam” or “Sensimilla Bart”, or whoever your “Guy” may be called, if you live in the right area and continue to sample the wares of these shady characters, you need to step up your game and head to a nearby Cannabis Dispensary to get the Real Deal. Prepare to be amazed.

Not convinced? Try our “8 Reasons to Go to a Cannabis Dispensary Today”. You won’t have to sit in Stinky Sam’s Pontiac behind the Shell Station downtown ever again.

 

Reason #1: The Weed

Do you have that friend that talks you out of hitting up the Dispensary, claiming that the general quality of most Weed is all the same? Follow up question – is this “friend” the one getting you the non-Dispensary Weed? Yeah, figured.

The Weed that you get in the Dispensary will blow your damn mind onto the ground. The textures, the odors, the bright colors, the flavors, the highs, the sheer number of options, sitting out in the shop all pretty and fancy like adult candy – it’s a majestic sight.

Every day, thousands and thousands of very bright minds are working on new ways to refine and perfect your Cannabis Smoking Experience. Phenomenal new strains, modern growing techniques and wild paraphernalia for consumption abound. You’ve never had a Weed Experience like this.

Sensimilla Bart has always offered you the “Dirt Brown” or the “OK Green Stuff”, whereas a good Dispensary might have 40 or 50 varieties to choose from. There’s nothing to stop you from trying them all. Get with it. We know you and Bart go way back, but it might be time to delete Bart’s contact info.

 

Reason #2: The Edibles

Edible cannabis has always been a thing. But just a little thing. Maybe you sprinkled some in some cookies or brownies once in a while, or had a hippie friend push some weak-ass cannabis tea on you. Edibles were for special occasions, if they were even considered at all. Why chop up some choice buds to mix in with some crap food?

Boy are those days long gone. The Edibles scene is exploding to the point where many folks just put away their bongs, pipes and rolling papers for good once they get into the Edibles scene.

Edibles is Science. You put the Cannabis INSIDE THE FOOD. That’s the whole deal. Variety is the life spice and the number of Cannabis-Infused food options available now is bewildering and overwhelming. Candy, chocolate, pasta, pretzels, mints, empanadas, potato chips, sugar, butter, beverages and much, much more can be enjoyed with accompanying mild or heavy effects, depending on your dosage & tolerance.

There’s only one way to see if Edibles are for you. Get down to the Dispensary and start chompin’. But ease your way into it with a 10mg dose at first. Just trust us on this. If they do work for you, you’ll learn to love the secret, odor-free high that’s always just a candy or cookie away.

 

Reason #3: The Dispensary Girls

Let’s be serious – this site ain’t called “Dispensary Dudes”.

I’m not all sure what this whole love thing is, that’s certain.

But when I’m chit-chatting about which is the best pre-rolled joint or edible to go with for an upcoming Guns ‘n Roses show in my town with a knowledgeable, comely, pierced, brunette, tattooed rock goddess in high heels & leather pants who’s stuffing all sorts of high-grade weed in my face, and telling me how she’s gonna get all high and play Fortnite tonight after work, and then I get a little dizzy, with a little knot in my stomach – well I’m pretty sure that’s fuckin’ love right there my friend. She’s also wearing a black halter top.

You’ll find fabulous Dispensary Girls on both sides of the counter at every damn Dispensary around. So why aren’t you at a Dispensary right now?

 

Reason #4: The Positive Vibes

A trip to the Weed Shop is positively the best errand of the day or week. The experience of walking into an actual, legal “Weed Shop”, in the United States is still so fresh & new & awesome that every trip to the store to get your meds is like a mini-holiday.

It’s pretty easy to understand why most customers walk into a Dispensary with at least a fairly positive attitude, if not outright enthusiasm for the task at hand. It’s always fun to pick up some cannabis. But what really takes the Dispensary experience over the top is when the employees at the Dispensary are happy to be there as well.

It happens more often than you think. Sure it’s just another job to many, but you feel that Positive Energy at the right shop, when the Budtenders knows the best stuff coming in, have the right recommendations, give you that good service that can be so meaningful.

The energy bounces around the shop, with new wide-eyed customers mixed in with the cagey veterans, young and old, male and female, everyone snooping about, asking questions & eyeing options, walking out in a steady stream with packed little bags full of Cannabis in every form. Happy people going off to get high & walk the world.

And coming in through the out door – more smiling people, looking the way you did just a few minutes ago, right before you got your Cannabis.

Need to smile today? Head off to the Dispensary. Bring a friend along, maybe that down one that doesn’t get out all the time. And pop a tip in the tip jar to keep the karma right on both sides of the counter.

 

Reason #5: Sales

For the Dispensary naysayer, the higher prices are a legitimate beef. With legality comes taxation, with associated rising costs, and price hikes across the board. Cannabis can be expensive medicine for those that enjoy heavy volume.

But with legality also comes competition, lots of it, and this leads to loads of sales, discounts and incentives. Shops aren’t shy about moving product by slashing prices on certain items to get you to their counter.

Some Dispensaries will offer discounts on certain products on certain days (e.g. 15% off on flower on Tuesdays) or on certain strains (20% discounts on half ounces of Seatown Lemon Haze this weekend). Some dispensaries even have punch cards, where you get a bonus gram or joint with 8 or 10 store purchases.

In areas with several dispensaries, the customer is king. Try bopping around town to find the best discounts and sales, on every type of product in the store. There’s nothing like locking into a killer grade you like that ends up being discounted often – and yes I’m talking about you AK-47. You rock.

 

Reason #6: All the Ways to Feel Right

There’s really three parts to a Dispensary these days – there’s the flower section, there’s the edibles section… and then there’s the everything else section.

And this “everything else” can be a hell of a lot. Vape pens and cartrigdges, dabs, BHO, crumble, shatter, wax, oil, hash, tinctures, capsules and much more populate these crowded shelves.

Budtenders really help when getting into this section of the Dispensary. They can help get you up to speed on the dizzying number of cannabis consumption options available to you and try to determine what might be most suitable for your needs and lifestyle. The future of cannabis consumption… is already here. You Budtender will take your hand if you want to see for yourself.

 

Reason #7: The Hours

Tired of rushing off to meet the “Guy” in a 20-minute window during halftime of the Monday Night Football game? Forget all that noise.

With increased competition, Dispensaries are starting to be open longer. My Dispensary is open from 6AM to 10PM every day.

If I can’t find a way to get there on a given day and replenish my stash – well then I deserve all the misery that comes along with a cannabis-free existence.

 

Reason #8: It’s Legal

No need to slink about any longer in the shadows. All of this is above board.

I’m holding a bulging bag full of legal marijuana.

Now get out of my way, time to light this thing off and go to the moon.