greattimes – DispensaryGirl

Like everyone, DG has meandered around Netflix trying to find something interesting to watch after smashing 4 large morning bong hits. One fogged-out morning we settled on “Rust to Riches”, one of the many many many car restoration shows offered for butt streaming. Something for background noise while we stared at the buzzing flies and clogged toilet and figured out how to pay for Chik fil A later.

The show is standard reality show fare – overly macho dudes with little peckers living out childhood fantasies of Hot Wheel cars come to life, with them working away on them for weeks at a time, and then driving them for 3 minutes until they are sold away to rich white dudes. If we weren’t so damn stoned, we would have clicked away already…

But then – we were suddenly riveted. In the midst of some throwaway scene of a tattooed monkey bragging about his ability to restore an old vehicle (a pretty standard skill in the world) there stood a real, live, human female goddess. A busty, tan, latino ultra-babe with tight Levi’s and rolled up work shirts, doing real-ass car work in a real-ass garage with real-ass sweat tearing down her literally perfect body.

In this kooky, reality show world, this show would lumber on for 16 episodes, and not once, did one male man person car idiot even acknowledge the fact that they had in their presence a babe of outsized, epic proportions. The show’s creators apparently decided they would treat her like “one of the guys”. To watch this is absurd – but watch we did.

To see Constance in skin tight jeans and clingy tops sweating it out in the garage – it’s literally the best thing on Netflix. Look and see.

Constance is DG approved times over – we are in LOVE

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