We know who you are.
Take even the tiniest toke off the teensiest joint, and your eye whites turn into BURNING RED HELL.
A quart of Visine cannot help you. A Clear Eyes enema – does nothing.
A little kid or a grandma can tell you’re whacked out.
You can’t get high anywhere near work cause with your FIRE EYES you’d be FIRED in 2 seconds.
You are one of them. Team RED.
Don’t fight it. Stay RED stoner people.
NOTE: If you really, really must get rid of the RED, and the aforementioned fluids have no effect, then you might try a warm or cold compress over the bleeding eyes (compress being code for “wet towel on face”).
But if you’re RED, as you well know, there’s only so much you can do.
The Indica Strain is Strong
This cannot be cured
Rose colored eyes
Am I high or is this a panic attack or is this a demonic possession?
It’s a problem
Burn, baby burn.