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Rockabilly Pin-Up Model Photos

Do you like Rockabilly Pin-Up Models? Hope so!

 

blonde rockabilly babe busty

Blonde & Green

 

rockabilly greaser girl with classic car

Old Timey

 

retro rockabilly girl with motorcycle

Ready to Roll

 

rockabilly girl with fishnets

Fishin’

 

blonde pinup rockabilly chick

It’s a surprisingly comfortable chair

 

skinny rockabilly girl pale skin redhead

Great show!

 

cute rockabilly girl bandana tattoos

Rock on

 

leather pants tattoos rockabilly girl on car

Maybe you should drive

 

busty redhead rockabilly girl in car

Oh hi

 

stunning blonde rockabilly girl classic cars car

Having more fun

 

brunette rockabilly girl tattoos red lipstick

Brunette on fire

 

bangs rockabilly girl brunette

Slightly dangerous

 

blonde rock a billy girl with piercings and tattoos

Cute as a button

 

super cute rock a billy girl

Really fun

 

redhead babe rockabilly girl old car

Not into you

 

busty blonde babe with tattoos holding coke

Over the top

DG DG DG DG DG

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Happy 4th of July from DispensaryGirl.com – 20 Fun Photos

America is smokin’ like never before!

Let’s keep the good vibes going for the next 200+ years.

Fill yourself to the brim with Cannabis and enjoy some midweek freedom and fun! It’s what America is all about.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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DG-Certified App: “Hempire”

There are some excellent cannabis-based games to savor out there in your favorite app store. All of these games are awesome in their own way, but “Hempire”, from LBC Studios Inc., is a real standout.

“Hempire” is a cannabis simulation growing game where you get to run a small startup cannabis distribution system just getting started in a gritty urban neighborhood.

You’ll grow kind buds, meet up with oddball customers, sell tons of weed, create custom strains, make edibles, buy up properties and partner up with other neighborhood schemers to build out your “Hempire”. It’s like “Farmville” for stoners.

The game world is incredibly detailed and chock full of interesting buildings and streets to explore. Much of the time you can just scroll around the map, but you can also use the shortcut icons – the “client” icons are along the left side, and “location” icons are on the right side – which become helpful at advanced stages of the game.

There is so much to like about this game. The game has a nice natural progression so you never get too confused. The growing process is satisfying and fun – it’s especially nice when you shear your buds off with little clippers. The characters are hilarious, always crackin’ wise and plotting out your next move for you as they drive the story along.

Whether it’s growing more and more potent buds, tidying up the neighborhood to find loot, meeting up with your key customers, or tracking down the next big score, there’s always something to keep tabs on in your “Hempire” neighborhood as you turn into a respected badass with power and a fat bankroll.

All of the great gameplay is wrapped up in style. The artwork & music are pitch perfect, and cool sound effects abound (listen for the distinctive coughing of different customers – earns a chuckle every time).

There are so many other clever little touches and surprises that make the authentic world come alive, and will lure you back in to play again.

“Hempire” is a great little weed growing simulation game – you’ll get sucked right into this seedy little world.

“Hempire” Features:

  • Grow and customize popular cannabis strains including classics like Northern lights and Hindu Kush
  • Use the lab to breed and discover new strains and remain at the top of the industry
  • Craft extracts like hash and shatter, and edibles like cookies and brownies
  • Upgrade your grow op with new equipment, lights, and generators as your business grows
  • Complete deals with game characters to unlock new features and strains
  • Decorate your businesses with trees, items and vehicles from a dune buggy to a race car
  • Generate huge cash by selling your custom product in the dispensary.
  • Invest your money in local businesses and real estate and develop your city
  • Start with one bud and grow your company into a billion dollar enterprise
  • Multiplayer Competition. The Hempire Cup: Compete against other players to breed the highest quality strain winning trophies in the Hempire Cup

 

Trimming buds like a MF!!

 

Alright already!

 

I deal with the Mayor’s Aide, but don’t worry he’s cool. I think.

 

I like to spend some quality time at Grandma’s house making some strong Weed Butter. I love you so much Grandma!

 

Check out Hempire

 

 

 

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Colorado’s Drive Thru Dispensary

The first drive-thru Cannabis Dispensary in the U.S., the western-themed Tumbleweed Dispensary Express Drive-Thru in Parachute, Colorado, opened on 4/20/17. Several national new organizations covered the story.

Located right next to their Flagship shop, the Express Drive-Thru is even open late after the main Tumbleweed Dispensary shop is closed.

In addition to the Flagship and the Express Drive-Through, there are five more amazing Tumbleweed Dispensary locations in Colorado.

If you are ever passing through Western Colorado’s I-70 corridor, give Tumbleweed a stop by. And make sure to get the Drive-Thru Cannabis experience. These people are pioneers!

Visit: Tumbleweed Dispensary Express Drive-Thru

Read more about Colorado Dispensaries on DispensaryGirl.com: Dispensary Hub

 

Line it up now, plenty for everyone!

 

Honk if you love Weed!

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8 Reasons to Go to a Cannabis Dispensary Today

Julianna MJ print

The Cannabis Dispensary Revolution is in full swing, but a surprising number of weed-heads cling to an existing dealer relationship or purchase arrangement rather than just popping into the local Weed Shop to get their sweet medicine.

DG appreciates loyalty in any form, but with all due respect to “Jonesy” or “Stinky Sam” or “Sensimilla Bart”, or whoever your “Guy” may be called, if you live in the right area and continue to sample the wares of these shady characters, you need to step up your game and head to a nearby Cannabis Dispensary to get the Real Deal. Prepare to be amazed.

Not convinced? Try our “8 Reasons to Go to a Cannabis Dispensary Today”. You won’t have to sit in Stinky Sam’s Pontiac behind the Shell Station downtown ever again.

 

Reason #1: The Weed

Do you have that friend that talks you out of hitting up the Dispensary, claiming that the general quality of most Weed is all the same? Follow up question – is this “friend” the one getting you the non-Dispensary Weed? Yeah, figured.

The Weed that you get in the Dispensary will blow your damn mind onto the ground. The textures, the odors, the bright colors, the flavors, the highs, the sheer number of options, sitting out in the shop all pretty and fancy like adult candy – it’s a majestic sight.

Every day, thousands and thousands of very bright minds are working on new ways to refine and perfect your Cannabis Smoking Experience. Phenomenal new strains, modern growing techniques and wild paraphernalia for consumption abound. You’ve never had a Weed Experience like this.

Sensimilla Bart has always offered you the “Dirt Brown” or the “OK Green Stuff”, whereas a good Dispensary might have 40 or 50 varieties to choose from. There’s nothing to stop you from trying them all. Get with it. We know you and Bart go way back, but it might be time to delete Bart’s contact info.

 

Reason #2: The Edibles

Edible cannabis has always been a thing. But just a little thing. Maybe you sprinkled some in some cookies or brownies once in a while, or had a hippie friend push some weak-ass cannabis tea on you. Edibles were for special occasions, if they were even considered at all. Why chop up some choice buds to mix in with some crap food?

Boy are those days long gone. The Edibles scene is exploding to the point where many folks just put away their bongs, pipes and rolling papers for good once they get into the Edibles scene.

Edibles is Science. You put the Cannabis INSIDE THE FOOD. That’s the whole deal. Variety is the life spice and the number of Cannabis-Infused food options available now is bewildering and overwhelming. Candy, chocolate, pasta, pretzels, mints, empanadas, potato chips, sugar, butter, beverages and much, much more can be enjoyed with accompanying mild or heavy effects, depending on your dosage & tolerance.

There’s only one way to see if Edibles are for you. Get down to the Dispensary and start chompin’. But ease your way into it with a 10mg dose at first. Just trust us on this. If they do work for you, you’ll learn to love the secret, odor-free high that’s always just a candy or cookie away.

 

Reason #3: The Dispensary Girls

Let’s be serious – this site ain’t called “Dispensary Dudes”.

I’m not all sure what this whole love thing is, that’s certain.

But when I’m chit-chatting about which is the best pre-rolled joint or edible to go with for an upcoming Guns ‘n Roses show in my town with a knowledgeable, comely, pierced, brunette, tattooed rock goddess in high heels & leather pants who’s stuffing all sorts of high-grade weed in my face, and telling me how she’s gonna get all high and play Fortnite tonight after work, and then I get a little dizzy, with a little knot in my stomach – well I’m pretty sure that’s fuckin’ love right there my friend. She’s also wearing a black halter top.

You’ll find fabulous Dispensary Girls on both sides of the counter at every damn Dispensary around. So why aren’t you at a Dispensary right now?

 

Reason #4: The Positive Vibes

A trip to the Weed Shop is positively the best errand of the day or week. The experience of walking into an actual, legal “Weed Shop”, in the United States is still so fresh & new & awesome that every trip to the store to get your meds is like a mini-holiday.

It’s pretty easy to understand why most customers walk into a Dispensary with at least a fairly positive attitude, if not outright enthusiasm for the task at hand. It’s always fun to pick up some cannabis. But what really takes the Dispensary experience over the top is when the employees at the Dispensary are happy to be there as well.

It happens more often than you think. Sure it’s just another job to many, but you feel that Positive Energy at the right shop, when the Budtenders knows the best stuff coming in, have the right recommendations, give you that good service that can be so meaningful.

The energy bounces around the shop, with new wide-eyed customers mixed in with the cagey veterans, young and old, male and female, everyone snooping about, asking questions & eyeing options, walking out in a steady stream with packed little bags full of Cannabis in every form. Happy people going off to get high & walk the world.

And coming in through the out door – more smiling people, looking the way you did just a few minutes ago, right before you got your Cannabis.

Need to smile today? Head off to the Dispensary. Bring a friend along, maybe that down one that doesn’t get out all the time. And pop a tip in the tip jar to keep the karma right on both sides of the counter.

 

Reason #5: Sales

For the Dispensary naysayer, the higher prices are a legitimate beef. With legality comes taxation, with associated rising costs, and price hikes across the board. Cannabis can be expensive medicine for those that enjoy heavy volume.

But with legality also comes competition, lots of it, and this leads to loads of sales, discounts and incentives. Shops aren’t shy about moving product by slashing prices on certain items to get you to their counter.

Some Dispensaries will offer discounts on certain products on certain days (e.g. 15% off on flower on Tuesdays) or on certain strains (20% discounts on half ounces of Seatown Lemon Haze this weekend). Some dispensaries even have punch cards, where you get a bonus gram or joint with 8 or 10 store purchases.

In areas with several dispensaries, the customer is king. Try bopping around town to find the best discounts and sales, on every type of product in the store. There’s nothing like locking into a killer grade you like that ends up being discounted often – and yes I’m talking about you AK-47. You rock.

 

Reason #6: All the Ways to Feel Right

There’s really three parts to a Dispensary these days – there’s the flower section, there’s the edibles section… and then there’s the everything else section.

And this “everything else” can be a hell of a lot. Vape pens and cartrigdges, dabs, BHO, crumble, shatter, wax, oil, hash, tinctures, capsules and much more populate these crowded shelves.

Budtenders really help when getting into this section of the Dispensary. They can help get you up to speed on the dizzying number of cannabis consumption options available to you and try to determine what might be most suitable for your needs and lifestyle. The future of cannabis consumption… is already here. You Budtender will take your hand if you want to see for yourself.

 

Reason #7: The Hours

Tired of rushing off to meet the “Guy” in a 20-minute window during halftime of the Monday Night Football game? Forget all that noise.

With increased competition, Dispensaries are starting to be open longer. My Dispensary is open from 6AM to 10PM every day.

If I can’t find a way to get there on a given day and replenish my stash – well then I deserve all the misery that comes along with a cannabis-free existence.

 

Reason #8: It’s Legal

No need to slink about any longer in the shadows. All of this is above board.

I’m holding a bulging bag full of legal marijuana.

Now get out of my way, time to light this thing off and go to the moon.

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Do you get the RED EYES?

 

We know who you are.

Take even the tiniest toke off the teensiest joint, and your eye whites turn into BURNING RED HELL.

A quart of Visine cannot help you. A Clear Eyes enema – does nothing.

A little kid or a grandma can tell you’re whacked out.

You can’t get high anywhere near work cause with your FIRE EYES you’d be FIRED in 2 seconds.

You are one of them. Team RED.

Don’t fight it. Stay RED stoner people.

Stay RED…

NOTE: If you really, really must get rid of the RED, and the aforementioned fluids have no effect, then you might try a warm or cold compress over the bleeding eyes (compress being code for “wet towel on face”).

But if you’re RED, as you well know, there’s only so much you can do.

 

red eyes moutache

The Indica Strain is Strong

 

anime red eyes

This cannot be cured

 

christopher lee red eyes vampire dracula

Rose colored eyes

 

demon with red eyes

Hissssgrrahhrrhhgghrarrrghararg!

 

possessed man with red eyes

Am I high or is this a panic attack or is this a demonic possession?

 

man with red eyes

It’s a problem

 

zombie with red eyes and fangs

Roarrr!!

 

red eyed skeleton

Burn, baby burn.

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12 Awesome Retro Rolling Paper Ads

Before there were pre-rolls, there were the Joint Rollers. Good Joint Rollers were, and are, good friends to have.

With just a little stash, and a rolling paper or two, the proper Roller twists and licks to create a firm-burning joint that still gives good even when it’s down to a little roach. Righteous!

A poorly-rolled joint either runs and burns too fast, or can’t be hit at all because it’s rolled too tight or the weed’s too gooey. C’mon dude!

Check out 10 Awesome Rolling Paper Ads to get giggly!

 

joker weed ads
It’s good to be the King.

 

somewhere over the rainbow

Somewhere over the rainbow

 

red dress goose bite
Fact: Gooses are biters!

 

brunette babe with rolling papers
Job rolls with the tongue gimmick.

 

rolling papers girls
Job tongue.

 

brunette model 1970s

Slick silver

 

stoners flying a kite
So damn high. Really, really high.

 

1970s gal
Keep it comin’ Job.

 

blonde feathered hair 70s
Sure why not?

 

jester joker
THAT’S the guy? Ah man.

 

beach crew rolling joint
Nah it won’t be windy, roll that up right here!

 

 

 

 

 


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10 Hilarious Retro Bong & Pipe Ads

Indicali LLC.

… and the only thing that will be wasted will be you.

 

hustler head shop retro nostalgia
Yellow fur could use a washing. Or five.

 

retro us bongs magazine ad
U.S.A.

 

funny weed pipe magazine ad
A pipe so cool you can pull off the overalls look.

 

funny cannabis funny weed autoload bong clever
I don’t know if this functioned as advertised but as a concept, this is a home run.

 

us bongs ad retro nostalgic

Saw a lot of these in the 80s and 90s

 

flick a high pool cue hidden pipe weed funny
James Bond has never been this prepared to get high. Not even close.

 

shotgun pipe shared bong fun weed
Let’s do this… together.

 

old bong ad with tray fun weed cannabis marijuana

It’s very custom

 

toke o matic funny old weed magazine advertisement

Toke it up ma’am!