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St. Patrick’s Day Hotties (20 Hot Pix)

Over the years, St. Patrick’s Day has devolved into one of the funnest, wildest, sloppiest days on the year’s party calendar. To the women that bust out in green – thank u! And double up on the green buds to make it an Irish holiday to remember. Go Green!

Two babes with green microphones on Saint Patricks Day
I will eat you, St. Patrick’s Day!
green fishnet sexy st. patrick's day brunette
Are you wearing green?
five leggy babes on saint patrick's day
We have legs!
busty tank top babe on st. patrick's day
It’s a big day for green!
busty blonde babe with green shoes patty's day irish
Green shoes!
striped green socks st patty's day
We know how to St. Patty’s Day!
smoking hot redhead in green saint patty's day gear
Heating up in Green.
hot blonde babe with green outfit for saint patrick's day holiday
I like your shoes
Irish babe on the beach in tight short shorts flag of Ireland
Traditional Irish
blonde irish chick with Irish I were drunk t shirt funny irish
Pretty Irish
incredible hot bartender irish st. patty's day serve green beer
Step right up!
Damn!
irish babe in green bikini navel piercing fun st patty's day hat
What a fine lookin’ hat
green lingerie irish babe blonde loving st patty's day holiday drinking
I think I’m ready for the party
busty st patty's day characters cartoon
I love this bar!
ginger pride redhead sexy white skin babe
Damn Part 2!
green bikini shiny sexy extremely hot
St. Patty’s Day Jacuzzi
wow hot saint patrick's day babe with belly button piercing love
Like a green dream
funny busty cartoon character
Go big this St. Patty’s Day!!
DG DG DG DG DG

 

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Bandit Dog Poops in Los Angeles Weed Dispensary: Subject at Large

(Burbank, CA) A black-haired, Norwich Terrier mix breed defecated on a chair in a Burbank marijuana dispensary a mere five minutes after the establishment opened, eyewitnesses reported.

The dog’s owner was holding the animal while ordering cannabis from the budtender at the shop counter. When the dog squirmed and disrupted the transaction, the owner placed the dog on a nearby chair and attempted to complete his cannabis flower purchase. Unfortunately, the dog was on the chair for all of 30 seconds when he discharged five square chunks of rich-smelling dog feces.

Shop customer M.J. Hounseman, standing next in line for his own cannabis purchase, reported the fecal chunks were square-shaped “like horseshit” but were “about 1/3 the size of a piece of horseshit”.

In a shocking twist, the Dispensary Poop Bandit’s owner, perhaps in a state of fecal-induced panic, grabbed the dog and immediately fled – leaving the quintet of fecal chunks behind on the chair for others to remove and destroy.

“Jaw was on the floor, obviously,” stated Mr. Hounseman. “Ballsy move to roar out of there. But the budtender, though clearly perturbed, took my order right away. I was able to get the hell out of there with my 5 grams of King Cobra OG before the poop stank really took hold.”

Witnesses reported a dispensary employee was sent out for 409, rags, lysol, incense, a can of Pledge and a garden hose to get the establishment up to fecal code.

If you have any information about the identity or whereabouts of the Dispensary Poop Bandit, contact your local authorities.

This is a breaking story and will be updated.