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Dispensary Girls: Inessa & Julianna (20 Hot Pix)

DG loves Inessa & Julianna!!! Our OG Dispensary Girls

redhead babe smoking weed on patio

european babe with bong living room painting

dispensary girl julianna reads a led zeppelin robert plant book

inessa wishing you good morning with a bong hit

hot redhead in orange bikini red high heels

redheads hottie hotty on couch with bong bongs bonghits

leopard print redhead blunt joint hot stoned dank lit

pink top booty shots inessa bonglife bong hits

gorgeous evening gorgeous redhead diving board weed print suit

fun sox socks inessa on the couch getting high stoned

two hot women sharing a blunt

black bathing suit getting stoned and high black heels hat

two girls by the pool sharing a joint up close

redhead hottie with a big bong in a cool house

redhead babe taking a big joint puff

redhead hotty by the pool poolside with a bonger

laughing it up and getting high the highlife

More of our OG Dispensary Girls

Looking for fun times in a huge dispensary?  Check out Planet 13 next time you are in Las Vegas

Good times with DG !

 

 

 

 

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Bandit Dog Poops in Los Angeles Weed Dispensary: Subject at Large

(Burbank, CA) A black-haired, Norwich Terrier mix breed defecated on a chair in a Burbank marijuana dispensary a mere five minutes after the establishment opened, eyewitnesses reported.

The dog’s owner was holding the animal while ordering cannabis from the budtender at the shop counter. When the dog squirmed and disrupted the transaction, the owner placed the dog on a nearby chair and attempted to complete his cannabis flower purchase. Unfortunately, the dog was on the chair for all of 30 seconds when he discharged five square chunks of rich-smelling dog feces.

Shop customer M.J. Hounseman, standing next in line for his own cannabis purchase, reported the fecal chunks were square-shaped “like horseshit” but were “about 1/3 the size of a piece of horseshit”.

In a shocking twist, the Dispensary Poop Bandit’s owner, perhaps in a state of fecal-induced panic, grabbed the dog and immediately fled – leaving the quintet of fecal chunks behind on the chair for others to remove and destroy.

“Jaw was on the floor, obviously,” stated Mr. Hounseman. “Ballsy move to roar out of there. But the budtender, though clearly perturbed, took my order right away. I was able to get the hell out of there with my 5 grams of King Cobra OG before the poop stank really took hold.”

Witnesses reported a dispensary employee was sent out for 409, rags, lysol, incense, a can of Pledge and a garden hose to get the establishment up to fecal code.

If you have any information about the identity or whereabouts of the Dispensary Poop Bandit, contact your local authorities.

This is a breaking story and will be updated. 

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Women on Bicycles (25 Sexy Pix)

Pedal Power!

Check out 25 Pix of amazing babes on bicycles!

 

hot skinny blonde babe riding blue bike with blue pants blonde hair

Cool Breeze

 

sexy young girl nipples on bike short booty shorts

Nice Sunset

 

busty girl in jean halter top and striped booty shorts on a bike

Ready to Roll

 

girl with tight body in great shape on a bike

Try to keep up

 

cute girl with green midriff shirt and jean shorts on bike

Is this right?

 

asian babe girl on orange beach cruiser

Let’s take a ride

 

girl with green booty shorts riding bike hot bicyles girls

Green Distractor

 

very busty brunette on bike bicycle sexy hot

Cruisin’

 

cute babe with tight gray dress on bike great ass

Bicycle Cutie

 

blonde hottie on bike ride

Have fun out there

 

asian babe booty shorts on bicycles

Stopping traffic

 

busty babe with blue top on bike

Is this even legal?

 

brunette babe with bikini top in backyard with bike

Put the lotion in the basket

 

blonde babe with retro beach cruiser and hot body

Cherry Pie

 

brunette pinup girl in red on cute red bike with basket

Bright Cyclist

 

hot babe on bike with great butt sexy

Serious mountain biking

 

busty babe kelly brook in pink on bicycle sexy hot fun

Ride with me

 

blonde sexy nipples tight white shirt on beach cruiser

Beach Cruiser Babe

 

cute girl with nipples eiffel tower bicycle photo hot

Hahahahahahahaha

 

blonde twin babes on a two person bicycle

Double Vision

 

painting of cute girl on bicycle with cat and baguette

Nice baguette

 

good looking brown haired girl laughing on a bicycle

You are so funny

 

 

girls in black dolphin shorts on gold bicycle hot sexy fun

Black Leather Dolphin Shorts

 

redhead pinup on a tiny bike sexy fun funny

 

Take a Ride!

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Las Vegas Pool Party Fun (20 Hot Photos)

Las Vegas Pool Parties bring the heat! Enjoy 20 photos of Sexy Fun in the Sun!

blonde babe at las vegas pool party

No dudes plz

 

gorgeous blonde in red white and blue bikini in las vegas

American Beauty

 

music lover at pool in vegas

A music fan

 

three babes at las vegas swimming pool

What a crew

 

bikini contest in las vegas

No losers

 

super hot pool waitress las vegas

Coming right up!

 

group of friends in bikinis having fun at las vegas pool

We’re all friends!

 

attractive italians in vegas

Stirring it up

 

infinity pool babes las vegas

Perfect pair

 

las vegas is the greatest

Vegas is the best

 

four cute girls at las vegas pool party

U guys nailed it

 

old friends together in vegas

Friends for a time

 

group of party girls in las vegas

in the fishbowl

 

hot las vegas popsicle

Eat a popsicle sometime

 

splashing in the pool in las vegas

Splash!

 

las vegas pool fun at MGM Grand

Party Time

 

bikini girls in las vegas

Dynamic Duo

 

red white and blue bikinis las vegas

No Cover!

 

hot babe at las vegas pool with beach ball

Meet me at the pool!

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1990s Nostalgia (20 Awesome Photos)

Re-live the 1990s with 20 Sexy Photos!

Alicia Silverstone in the pink

 

The youthful Britney Spears

 

Nikki Cox on Fire in the 1990s

 

Sable Rocks the WWE

 

You, and everyone loves Anna Faris

 

Christina Applegate in “Married With Children”

 

Salma Hayak – Bueno

 

Elizabeth Hurley and the Luckiest Snake

 

90s Music Fun

 

LeeLee Sobieski

 

You listened to the Spice Girls

 

Shannon Elizabeth AKA “Nadia” from “American Pie”

 

The Only Tyler You Need to Know is Liv

 

Nicole Kidman in Prime Form

 

Heather Graham Causing a Stir

 

Lucy Liu – we heart u

 

Angelina Jolie – The Early Years

 

Carmen Electra Lighting it Up

 

Charlize Theron – Zowie!

DG DG DG DG DG

 

 

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Classic Cars + Gorgeous Women = 30 Great Photos

Check out DG’S photo tribute to two great things:

Classic Cars & Gorgeous Women

blonde babe with dodge charger

Anytime you’re ready

 

little red sportscar busty babe in orange bikini

It’s restored

 

rockabilly art classic car pinup girl with red dog car wash

Bubbly

 

blonde babe in pink dress with pink truck

I’ll take the pink one

 

 

brunette girl with white bikini top with classic blue musclecar

Wait til you see it on the pavement

 

pinup girl on top of classic pink car auto

Don’t drive off just yet

 

brunette pinup girl with red dodge challenger classic 1970s

Super Restoration

 

The amazing Barbara Roufs

 

blonde babe with red orange muscle car

Let’s take a ride

 

blonde gorgeous girl with hat red convertible

The top is down

 

busty girl with blue classic camaro

Classic Camaro

 

black and white photo pinup rockabilly girl ss chevelle

Do you have the keys?

 

girl in red bikini with classic yellow van

Get in the Van

 

brunette cutie with pink car

Let’s go uphill

 

busty blonde with cowboy hat golden shifter racing pit girl

Miss Hurst Golden Shifter

 

brunette babe with classic pink car

It’s polished

 

mercury cougar funny add cougar on car

The Mercury Cougar

 

cute girl in pink mustang convertible

Dig your garage

 

two babes with matching tank tops with classic truck

Keep on Truckin’

 

artwork 70s babes in van with cb radio

Breaker, Breaker

 

pink convertible on mountaintop with pinup girl in pink

Keep it in reverse

 

tattoo woman with musclecar thong bikini

Vroom Vroom

 

sexy 80s girl with red corvette convertible

Little Red Corvette

 

three hot babes in a mercedes convertible

Piling In

 

busty brunette with classic pink automobile car

brunette babe with 442

Boss 442

 

little models with gray toy car

Are you guys models or something?

 

sizzling sexy car wash with wet blonde blue eyes

Sizzling Soap

 

cute babe with vw van

Classic DG!

 

 

 

 

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25 Epic Cosplay Photos

Get weird with a bunch of sexy Cosplay pix. U might like!

daphne scooby doo busty cosplay

Solvin’ crimes with Daphne

 

spiderman maryjane cosplay sexy red carpet

Maryjane all the way

cosplay wonder woman amazing

Woman Woman in the house

 

pippi longstocking cosplay

Pippi Longstocking’s redhead style

 

supergirl cosplay midriff heart

We heart u supergirl!

 

Lasso Role Reversal

Woman Woman

 

star wars cosplay princess leia

Keep your hands off, Jabba!

 

 

busty thor girl cosplay

Nice hammer!

 

purple superhero spandex redhead hot

You nailed it

 

Busty cosplay white

Very creative

 

out on the street with wonder woman

Russel Crowe’s Hollywood Star + Wonder Woman

 

busty moxie cosplay

I believe

 

wonder woman cosplay sexy busty

For truth and justice

 

green and yellow sexy cosplay

Green n Yellow Cosplay

 

wonder woman sexy blonde cosplay

Red White & Blue

 

daphne scooby doo sexy cosplay

You meddlin’ kids!

 

jessica rabbit sexy cosplay purple gloves red dress hair

I’m drawn this way

 

sexy cosplay swimsuit

Committed to the part

 

epic cosplay leather white hair sword

Mom?

 

supergirl cosplay bare midriff rooftop

Super!

 

velma scooby doo cosplay busty orange

Got a clue

 

pikachu yellow cosplay

Peek at you

 

wonder woman sexy cosplay brunette

Hey WW

 

scooby doo daphne cosplay

Too much Daphne? Never!

 

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Celebrate the 20th Anniversary of Dave Chappelle’s “Half Baked” with 20 Memorable Moments from the Classic Stoner Film

Dave Chappelle’s winning weed fable “Half Baked” celebrates its 20th Anniversary this year. In 1998, Chappelle’s career was just gaining steam when he wrote and played two roles in the movie, which proved to be a cult hit over the years with – you guessed it – the cannabis crowd.

Director Tamra Davis (who also helmed Adam Sandler’s “Billy Madison” in 1995) gets the most out of a bucketful of stoner comics, and the end result is a breezy madcap adventure that is even sillier if you bolster the viewing experience with ample cannabis doses of your own.

Enjoy the following 20 Memorable Moments from this Stoner Classic!

 

“Abba Zabba, you my only friend.”

In a brief opening flashback sequence, we meet our four stoned heroes as youngsters, bonding together over a mutually shared first joint and giant junk food fantasies.

Flash forward to the present day, and we meet Thurgood Jenkins (Chappelle), a janitor for a large pharmaceutical corporation. In flashback Thurgood fetishized a yard-long Abba Zabba – a memory so powerful, he maintains a taste for the odd taffy-n-peanut-butter candy, even as a “mature” adult.

 

“What, did you go to weed college?”

After meeting the heroes as adults in brief vignettes, it’s onto the matter at hand – time to get some weed! The boys are dialed in with a delivery service, and when the deliverer hits Thurgood with just a bit of cannabis chemistry knowledge (“I say they got a piney taste, almost minty. Notice the little red hairs. And the rich greenery?”), Thurgood hits him back with the “weed college” crack.

This little part of the movie foreshadows the current cannabis revolution, and twenty years on, customers have more knowledge than ever, home delivery is part of the life, and budtenders and caregivers take care of all of our needs. Thurgood must love how far it’s all come.

And can we get that “weed college” thing to be real? Because I am living on campus for all four years.

 

“Break out Billy Bong Thornton.”

Billy Bob Thornton’s breakthrough role in “Sling Blade”, released in 1996, catapulted him to stardom, allowed him to briefly actually marry Angelina Jolie, and led to the inclusion of a joke bearing his name into a movie about four stoner roommates living in NYC.

 

 

By cleverly replacing the final “b” in “Bob” with “ng” instead, the resulting “Billy Bong Thornton” was the moniker of the group’s house bong, an orange, 2-foot plus hooka-style bong with four smoking hoses, adorned with a large party bowl.

“Fire in the hole!”

 

“I love buttered stuff.”

“Butter nuts.”

Sweet Kenny Davis (Harland Williams), out on munchies duty and space station high, spies a hungry NYC police horse, and like any concerned citizen, proceeds to feed him several servings of junk food. The horse promptly dies, leading to Kenny’s immediate arrest as a “cop killer”.

Kenny, high, disoriented and flustered from the escalating arrest situation, cannot seem to get the horse’s name quite right, hearing the “Butter” in “Buttercup”, but hearing little else. The resulting wrong names uttered by Kenny only aid in deepening the grief of the attending officer.

 

“My weed’s wearing off.”

For a movie about stoners dealing weed and getting high constantly, the weed-free prison scenes, anchored by Kenny, are hilariously crude and effective.

After being whisked from the scene of his horse-killing crime, innocent Kenny is plopped into prison, and while looking through the prison bars with a single tear on his cheek, he bemoans not his possible long upcoming prison stint, or even the death of a sweet employed horse, but the fact that his high is almost gone.

We feel you Kenny, when the weed wears off, it truly does all go to shit.

 

 

“All my life I did everything right. I never screwed up. I fed the horse. I didn’t know it was a diabetic.”

Kenny gets in some winning lines throughout the film, but none more heartfelt than this mea culpa behind prison glass. It’s a rallying cry for our stoner heroes.

 

 

“Motherfucker said, “Ice cream!”

“You know, I might’ve came on too strong with the whole ice cream thing.”

The angelic Mary Jane Potman (Rachel True, breaking hearts) somehow gets mixed up with this lewd crew at a prison visit, and the boys end up hitching a ride into the city with her.

When Brian (Jim Breuer sporting hippie-wear & fanny pack) and Scarface (Guillermo Diaz) “fall asleep” in the back seat, Thurgood sees his chance to make the moves on the way-out-of-his-league Mary Jane.

Well the boys aren’t asleep, and they leap into action when Thurgood suggests an ice cream date. They “wake up” and ruthlessly, hilariously mock Thurgood’s limp seduction efforts.

After ejecting the boys, Thurgood keeps to his task and gives off his number to Mary Jane, hoping for a long shot chance.

 

 

“Oh – hold it. I gotta give The Guy some of this.”

“I don’t need to tell you this, but this weed was… the shiz-nittle-bam snip-snap-sack!”

A realistic plan for saving Kenny emerges when Thurgood unwittingly discovers that his pharmaceutical corporation houses brick of fine weed.

Given a small sample of the wares, which send them all soaring, the boys realize that Thurgood just stumbled onto the best weed in the city, and at work no less! They even share a bowl with “The Guy on the Couch” (droll comic Steven Wright) and immediately scheme to get more of this valuable stash.

 

“Then we called the company Mr. Nice Guy in honor of our friend Kenny.”

In a snap, Thurgood gets access to the required forms, and the boys are in business with bricks of free weed. Now they just need to sell a bunch of them to raise the money to spring their friend from prison.

Stoner friendships are at the core of this film, and the boys never waver, ever, in their commitment to get Kenny free from his weed-free hell.

 

“Man, give me your fruit cocktail.”

“Well, I can’t. If I did that, then I’d have to give it to you every day, and I won’t get all my vitamins.”

“I’m somebody’s bitch.”

Sweet gentle Kenny’s reasoning makes total sense, but Nasty Nate, who’s been on “Fish” from the get go, isn’t going away quietly.

Kenny receives protection from fellow inmate Squirrel Master (OG weed king Tommy Chong), but the danger is real, as it is eventually revealed that Squirrel Master’s prison stint is soon to end – leaving gentle Kenny on his own soon against Nasty Nate.

 

“I smell it. Let me inhale it. Let me have some.”

Excellent cameo by the legendary Snoop Dogg, playing the neighborhood weed scavenger. Snoop appears out of nowhere to take down half a joint, and he’s gone in a puff of smoke. He may have done this a few times over the years.

 

 

“Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. You’re cool. And fuck you. I’m out!”

Scarface checks out of the fast food business in grand style. Notice the giant thumbnail on the “You’re cool” guy. Just a great scene.

 

 

 “And Smoke-a-Lot opened up to me like I was Barbara Walters. It was ridiculous.”

“He had sex with my mama! Why?”

“Doctor said I need a backeotomy.”

“Greeneyes gonna miss ya.”

Thurgood and Sir Smoke-a-Lot meet face to face at Smoke-a-Lot’s party house. After spending nearly $10,000 on a pound of weed, Smoke-a-Lot unloads all of his personal problems on Thurgood, who can’t high tail it out of there fast enough.

The resulting hilarious scene is full of quotable lines from Chappelle, who of course plays both parts.

 

 

 

 

“All right. Then get me a toilet paper roll, a corkscrew and some tin foil.”

“We don’t have a corkscrew.”

“All right. Then get me an avocado, an ice pick and my snorkel. Trust me, bro, I’ve made bongs with less. Hurry up!”

Another good cameo has Stephen Baldwin of Baldwin brother, and “The Usual Suspects” fame, playing a resourceful mechanic adept at bong construction.

 

 

“Who is this Mr. Nice Guy?”

The boys are well on their way to getting the money to get Kenny out, when they run afoul of Samson Simson (Clarence Williams III), the local NYC weed king.

Sir-Smoke-a-Lot pops a video promoting the merits of Mr. Nice Guy weed, and Samson is less than happy. Samson sends his leather-clad gang of henchwomen to find out what the boys are up to.

 

 

“Man that first day of sobriety sucked. And I realized something: I was a real irritable guy when I wasn’t smokin’ marijuana.”

During our adventure Thurgood continues to chase the sexy Mary Jane, and when he loses her, the only we he figures he can get her back is to give up his true love – weed. So he vows to get off the weed, so he can get Mary Jane back in his life.

But Thurgood speaks the truth, because once you get used to the cannabis life, stepping out of it, even for a short time, can be an annoying experience. Thurgood is feeling hopelessly un-high as scientists wander all over his mopped floors.

 

“It ain’t always good to get high before you have important things to do.”

Good call Thurgood. The problem is that he says this just before he’s heading off to a potentially deadly confrontation with a jealous angry drug dealer – when he’s high as a kite.

 

“You’ve got to be the dumbest dealers in the history of the dope game.”

When confronted with the boys at their most idiotic, as they try to lure Samson into admitting a crime while Thurgood wears a wire, Samson calls them out for the crime rookies that they are.

But the joke’s on Samson, as the boys get the recorded admission they need, and then have to fight their way out through Samson’s crew of scantily-clad model thugs.

 

 

“Fully, man. That is an official fully.”

“Jerry, we need you.”

In the brief final confrontation, all the action screeches to a halt to focus entirely on the stray exposed breast of one of Samson’s models. Brian’s final assessment that this constitutes an “official fully” is… awesome.

Then, the ghost essence of Jerry Garcia, summoned by Kenny, KO’s Samson and saves the day.

 

 

“What was important is that we cut a deal, and Kenny was finally free. Hallelujah!”

All movies should have happy endings like this. Best friendships rule – especially when you are all so high.

 

 

 

Oh my, Mary Jane!

Half Baked IMDB

 

 

 

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DG-Certified App: “Hempire”

There are some excellent cannabis-based games to savor out there in your favorite app store. All of these games are awesome in their own way, but “Hempire”, from LBC Studios Inc., is a real standout.

“Hempire” is a cannabis simulation growing game where you get to run a small startup cannabis distribution system just getting started in a gritty urban neighborhood.

You’ll grow kind buds, meet up with oddball customers, sell tons of weed, create custom strains, make edibles, buy up properties and partner up with other neighborhood schemers to build out your “Hempire”. It’s like “Farmville” for stoners.

The game world is incredibly detailed and chock full of interesting buildings and streets to explore. Much of the time you can just scroll around the map, but you can also use the shortcut icons – the “client” icons are along the left side, and “location” icons are on the right side – which become helpful at advanced stages of the game.

There is so much to like about this game. The game has a nice natural progression so you never get too confused. The growing process is satisfying and fun – it’s especially nice when you shear your buds off with little clippers. The characters are hilarious, always crackin’ wise and plotting out your next move for you as they drive the story along.

Whether it’s growing more and more potent buds, tidying up the neighborhood to find loot, meeting up with your key customers, or tracking down the next big score, there’s always something to keep tabs on in your “Hempire” neighborhood as you turn into a respected badass with power and a fat bankroll.

All of the great gameplay is wrapped up in style. The artwork & music are pitch perfect, and cool sound effects abound (listen for the distinctive coughing of different customers – earns a chuckle every time).

There are so many other clever little touches and surprises that make the authentic world come alive, and will lure you back in to play again.

“Hempire” is a great little weed growing simulation game – you’ll get sucked right into this seedy little world.

“Hempire” Features:

  • Grow and customize popular cannabis strains including classics like Northern lights and Hindu Kush
  • Use the lab to breed and discover new strains and remain at the top of the industry
  • Craft extracts like hash and shatter, and edibles like cookies and brownies
  • Upgrade your grow op with new equipment, lights, and generators as your business grows
  • Complete deals with game characters to unlock new features and strains
  • Decorate your businesses with trees, items and vehicles from a dune buggy to a race car
  • Generate huge cash by selling your custom product in the dispensary.
  • Invest your money in local businesses and real estate and develop your city
  • Start with one bud and grow your company into a billion dollar enterprise
  • Multiplayer Competition. The Hempire Cup: Compete against other players to breed the highest quality strain winning trophies in the Hempire Cup

 

Trimming buds like a MF!!

 

Alright already!

 

I deal with the Mayor’s Aide, but don’t worry he’s cool. I think.

 

I like to spend some quality time at Grandma’s house making some strong Weed Butter. I love you so much Grandma!

 

Check out Hempire

 

 

 

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10 Hilarious Retro Bong & Pipe Ads

Indicali LLC.

… and the only thing that will be wasted will be you.

 

hustler head shop retro nostalgia
Yellow fur could use a washing. Or five.

 

retro us bongs magazine ad
U.S.A.

 

funny weed pipe magazine ad
A pipe so cool you can pull off the overalls look.

 

funny cannabis funny weed autoload bong clever
I don’t know if this functioned as advertised but as a concept, this is a home run.

 

us bongs ad retro nostalgic

Saw a lot of these in the 80s and 90s

 

flick a high pool cue hidden pipe weed funny
James Bond has never been this prepared to get high. Not even close.

 

shotgun pipe shared bong fun weed
Let’s do this… together.

 

old bong ad with tray fun weed cannabis marijuana

It’s very custom

 

toke o matic funny old weed magazine advertisement

Toke it up ma’am!